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What I learned from Zelda

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1. While it may seem like fun to go into people's houses and break their stuff, this is in fact wrong and you may be forced to pay compensation for it.
2. The fairies may give you a second chance at life- or four.
3. You can get drunk on milk.
4. When you find something suspicious, blow it up.
5. Don't worry about falling from cliffs; you'll just respawn where you started.
6. Postmen are very reliable and dedicated public servants.
7. Averting the apocalypse is as simple as playing a few notes.
8. Translation books may just save your life one day.
9. Sometimes, goats just need to be petted.
10. Do not attack chickens. Ever.
11. Don't be discouraged from trying even if there are bigger fish in the pond.
12. Be careful to never get lost in a forest.
13. When sailing, be sure to leap over any hazards you may come across.
14. One man's trifle is another's treasure.
15. Don't play Whack-A-Mole with dragons.
16. Masks can bring either a blessing or curse- more likely the latter.
17. A visit to a fountain can cure any ailment.
18. Accept help where you find it, whether it's from a hat, a boat or a sword.
19. Just when things become too difficult to continue, the solution will always appear before you.
20. You don't need words to express your emotions.
Just something quick and stupid because I have Zelda on the brain @_@
Bet you can't recognise all the references made here :iconfishyplz:
*runs off*

EDIT: Guys, what the hell. This is now the most popular deviation in my gallery. It's nice that you like this, but please check out my other works, too! I'd really appreciate it!
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FMAiscool's avatar
i like number 20 :)